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The Real Jan-Lokpal
Despite Lokpal Bill being scuttled, here is an opportunity for Anna Team to demonstrate the Real Jan-lokpal.
As per proposals of Jan lokpal ask the selection commiittee to be formed outside the parliament and may be without any Govt standing.
Ask people to apply for Jan lokpal panel.
Select a panel of Jan Lokpal
Give them the first complaint of Lokpal bIll being scuttled in parliament and investigate the possible corruption extents of Lalu Prasad; Hamid Ansari; Rajniti Prasad; Narayanswamy; Pawan Bansal; Arun Jaitley; Mulayam Singh; etc.
Declare the findings in 2 week's time and publish the same on the website.
This should serve to show the effectiveness of Jan Lokpal to the public at large

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C-Bull k Google

The only Minister found capable of writting poetry on SMS was Kab-ill C-Bull. So, madam made him Minister of Communications and Information Technology. He also held the two ministries Ministry of Science and Technology and Ministry of Earth Sciences in the First Manmohan Singh Cabinet. He is also the Minister of Human Resources and Development in the current cabinet.
After his wonderfull defense of No loss in Spectrum , madam deputed him to Harvard to get D.Lit.
So, for few days he was quietly studying for his D.Lit.
Now that Kab-ill C-Bull has got his D.Lit., he is back in the service of the madam with full vigour.
And he is now asking Facebook, Google, and the like to Delete, Delete, and Delete......after all he is D.Lit himself !


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