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The Real Jan-Lokpal
Despite Lokpal Bill being scuttled, here is an opportunity for Anna Team to demonstrate the Real Jan-lokpal.
As per proposals of Jan lokpal ask the selection commiittee to be formed outside the parliament and may be without any Govt standing.
Ask people to apply for Jan lokpal panel.
Select a panel of Jan Lokpal
Give them the first complaint of Lokpal bIll being scuttled in parliament and investigate the possible corruption extents of Lalu Prasad; Hamid Ansari; Rajniti Prasad; Narayanswamy; Pawan Bansal; Arun Jaitley; Mulayam Singh; etc.
Declare the findings in 2 week's time and publish the same on the website.
This should serve to show the effectiveness of Jan Lokpal to the public at large

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C-Bull k Google

The only Minister found capable of writting poetry on SMS was Kab-ill C-Bull. So, madam made him Minister of Communications and Information Technology. He also held the two ministries Ministry of Science and Technology and Ministry of Earth Sciences in the First Manmohan Singh Cabinet. He is also the Minister of Human Resources and Development in the current cabinet.
After his wonderfull defense of No loss in Spectrum , madam deputed him to Harvard to get D.Lit.
So, for few days he was quietly studying for his D.Lit.
Now that Kab-ill C-Bull has got his D.Lit., he is back in the service of the madam with full vigour.
And he is now asking Facebook, Google, and the like to Delete, Delete, and Delete......after all he is D.Lit himself !


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Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa ?"
Sonia would have said, "Ek hee ko maaraa ? Sabko nahee ?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa? "
Manmohan would have said, "Ek tu hee saacha ! Bachaa ! Aisee Shaktee mujhe dey !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Rahul would have said, "Why aam aadmi should slap ? Why not parliamentarians ?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Abhishek Manu Singhvi said,"Why Aam aadmi? Why not Standing Committee do the slapping ? "

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Lal Krishna Advani would say, "Yah annyay hai, why not slap opposition leaders?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Sushma Swaraj would say,"Unko hee maaraa? Hamein kyon nahee?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Then his wax-statue started melting. But Pawar-Statue was made of leather. The slap just dusted it !

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
As a revenge, Pawar vowed to have ten more Lavasaas !

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
What he meant was "Sow maarke eK hee ginane ka !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Sonia said, in Italian, "only uno ?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Jan Lok Pal said, "Ab, Sab ko, ek hee maaro !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Pranab Mukherjee said, "This is a slap in the face of economy & growth !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
P.C.Chidambaram said,"In the beginning it is only one slap, but with coordination between all agencies it will turn out to be thousand slaps !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Kapit Sibal said, "There is absolutely no loss to the exchequer, don't go by CAG"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Digwijay Singh said,"It would have been right if Haroon Ali would have hit the thappad instead of Harvindersingh !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Mayawati said, "This is a congress conspiracy to alienate Sikh voters in UP, next time I will split UP into one more state for Sikhs of UP."

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Narendra Mody said, "We invite NCP to Gujarat, then such encounters would be deemed false and Pawar need not feel pain."

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Nitish Kumar said,"Beware of No: Ek in Bihar. For here they can't count. They might slap hundreds and count as Eka hee !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Lalu Prasad said, "Pawar Saab is now my friend. Mera tha Chara-Ghotala, Pawar Saab ka ab Chata-Ghotala"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Sitaram Yechury said, "This slap reminds me of our slapping No-confidence at Nuclear Bill. "

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Aruna Roy said,"Now we are having real democracy. Slap by Sardarjee, Slap for Sardarjee, & Slap of Sardarjee !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Pawar's Doctor said ( after examining ) "don't worry. In fact it has set right the left cheek. For the next slap, keep your right cheek forward "

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Salmaan Khurshid, the law minister said, "Law will take its own course, I mean, Shariat Law !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
A.K.Antony, the defense minister said,"there can be no defense of the slap. I will soon buy anti-Slap warheads soon !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Kalmadi and Raja said, " Tihar ke hisaab se ye phir bhee cum hai !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa ?"
Sonia would have said, "Ek hee ko maaraa ? Sabko nahee ?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa? "
Manmohan would have said, "Ek tu hee saacha ! Bachaa ! Aisee Shaktee mujhe dey !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Rahul would have said, "Why aam aadmi should slap ? Why not parliamentarians ?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Abhishek Manu Singhvi said,"Why Aam aadmi? Why not Standing Committee do the slapping ? "

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Lal Krishna Advani would say, "Yah annyay hai, why not slap opposition leaders?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Sushma Swaraj would say,"Unko hee maaraa? Hamein kyon nahee?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Then his wax-statue started melting. But Pawar-Statue was made of leather. The slap just dusted it !

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
As a revenge, Pawar vowed to have ten more Lavasaas !

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
What he meant was "Sow maarke eK hee ginane ka !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Sonia said, in Italian, "only uno ?"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Jan Lok Pal said, "Ab, Sab ko, ek hee maaro !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Pranab Mukherjee said, "This is a slap in the face of economy & growth !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
P.C.Chidambaram said,"In the beginning it is only one slap, but with coordination between all agencies it will turn out to be thousand slaps !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Kapit Sibal said, "There is absolutely no loss to the exchequer, don't go by CAG"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Digwijay Singh said,"It would have been right if Haroon Ali would have hit the thappad instead of Harvindersingh !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Mayawati said, "This is a congress conspiracy to alienate Sikh voters in UP, next time I will split UP into one more state for Sikhs of UP."

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Narendra Mody said, "We invite NCP to Gujarat, then such encounters would be deemed false and Pawar need not feel pain."

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Nitish Kumar said,"Beware of No: Ek in Bihar. For here they can't count. They might slap hundreds and count as Eka hee !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Lalu Prasad said, "Pawar Saab is now my friend. Mera tha Chara-Ghotala, Pawar Saab ka ab Chata-Ghotala"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Sitaram Yechury said, "This slap reminds me of our slapping No-confidence at Nuclear Bill. "

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Aruna Roy said,"Now we are having real democracy. Slap by Sardarjee, Slap for Sardarjee, & Slap of Sardarjee !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Pawar's Doctor said ( after examining ) "don't worry. In fact it has set right the left cheek. For the next slap, keep your right cheek forward "

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Salmaan Khurshid, the law minister said, "Law will take its own course, I mean, Shariat Law !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
A.K.Antony, the defense minister said,"there can be no defense of the slap. I will soon buy anti-Slap warheads soon !"

Anna said, "Ek hee maaraa?"
Kalmadi and Raja said, " Tihar ke hisaab se ye phir bhee cum hai !"